New Director. Trumpster's Pick

At a White House press conference today, President Trump appointed Barney Fife as the new director of the FBI. When a reporter told Mr Trump Fife was a fictional television character, the president stormed out of the room shouting the reporter was creating fake news in an attempt to discredit the nominee. Sean Spicer later told the assembled press fictionality did not prevent the new director from carrying out his duties . Fox News commentators expressed support for the president.